iPad Toilet Paper Holder
The iPad toilet paper holder is exactly what it sounds like, a stand that will hold your iPad hands free, as well as hold…
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Googly Eyes Clock
One eye is the hour, and the other eye is the minute.Good luck trying to tell the time in the morning hungover after a…
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Flashy Splashy Fruit Bowl
A fruit bowl that looks like a splash of paint. A perfect addition to your otherwise trashy kitchen.
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Giant Legos
Think of what you could build with these giant lego blocks… You could build your own city, your own world, where no makes fun…
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Innovative Box Cutters
Perfect for the online shopper addict. A new innovative design helps take micro-seconds off your box cutting duties. You will literally save hundreds of seconds…
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Brass Knuckle Meat Pounder
Pound your meat with ease, with this brass knuckle shaped meat pounder. The soft chrome finished holes you stick your fingers in while you…
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Bidet Toilet Attachment
For when you’re too poor to afford an actual bidet, too classy to not have one, too American to want one, and too unhygienic to…
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Realistic Birch Log Neck Pillow
Sleep like a log on this realistic birch log neck pillow. Great for neck pain, and even greater to throw at a friend with…
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Dinosaur Bone, Meteorite Rock, and Gold Ring
This is a custom made ring using Dinosaur bone fossils found from the Morrison Formation in Utah. The meteorite rock is from the Gibeon…
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Rechargeable Crank Flashlight
A flashlight that never needs new batteries, just crank it to recharge the batteries. 1 Minute of cranking provides 3 minutes of light. All…
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Make Your Own Water Candles
Instantly make a candle out of any container, just add water and cooking oil. Comes in many different colors. Finally Aunt edna will be…
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Cheeseburger Bed
Cuddle up with a piece of lettuce and cheese as you sleep away on your buns of magic. The Cheeseburger Bed is unfortunately just…
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Pencil Through The Head Earbuds
Wear earbuds that make it look like you have a pencil going through your head. Now if only they had one in the shape…
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Tactical Knife With Flashlight
A tactical folding knife with attached flashlight and emergencey whistle. Perfect for killing in the dark, and then alerting the police.
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Airzooka Air Gun
An air gun with laser precision accuracy. Best results when used on dogs or cats.
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Camera Lens Coffee Mug
A great gift for photography enthusiasts or stalkers that drink coffee while stalking.
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Magic Wand TV Remote
Control your tv with a few easy to learn gestures. Now you really can stop voldemort with your wand, and then resume at a…
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Pixelated Sunglasses
Are you a nerd and want everyone to know it? Problem solved with these pixelated sunglasses.
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Throwing Knives
Perfect for when you have a cardboard cutout of your ex-girlfriend. Set of 6. Green cord wrapped handle.
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Bottle Opener Ring
No one has time to reach for a bottle opener when in need of an ice cold brew. Always have a bottle opener attached…
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Nonstick Cake-Sicle Pan
I often think “I want cake, but I also want to go for jog”. Problem solved. Cake on a stick.
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Mister Tea Infuser
Drink tea and look cool while doing it with this little guy with tea in his pants.
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Life Sized Stuffed Male Lion
For only $4,500 you can sit on this guy and pretend you’re King of Narnia.
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The WineRack
A hidden booze bladder inside a sports bra. The only downside is the more you drink, the smaller your boobs get.
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