Stratachute Parachute Lawn Game
Sometimes, believe it or not, people go outside. I know it’s hard to think about stepping away from your game of World of Warcraft,…
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Shock Ball Hot Potato
Shock Ball Hot Potato is a game you should most likely play while in a state of inebriation where you pass the ball back…
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Motorized Bumper Car Boats
The motorized bumper boats are a great way to transport your fat body from one end of the pool to the other, to obtain…
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Ninja Knife Magnets
I can’t think of a better way to show your daughter how proud you are of her for getting an A+ on her spelling…
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Giant Inflatable Ring Toss
I won’t make a joke about how these rings resemble your mother’s jewelery, or how she would need to use all 5 of these…
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Dog Ball Fetching Machine
The GoDogGo ball thrower is a remote control dog fetching machine that, with each click of a button, makes you lazier, and your dog…
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Bicycle Exhaust Noise Maker
Do you want to annoy every one of your neighbors and make your bike riding slower, harder, and have more drag? In just 5…
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Thor’s Hammer Nightlight
Did Thor himself just smash his hammer through your wall? No you silly goose, that’s just a night light. Isn’t there something ironic about…
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Chalk Trail Bike Attachment
Whether you want to doodle on the ground as you ride your bike, find your way home after a long drunken bike ride, or…
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Squirt Gun Umbrella
The squirt gun umbrella is a concept designed by London based designer Alex Woolley, and is an umbrella that has a reservoir on the…
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Titanic Sinking Boat Bath Plug
While your child is playing in the bath tub why not have them recreate the scenes from Titanic where a terrifying and gruesome ship…
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Rock Climbing Wall In The Pool
If there’s something every pool needs, it’s a rock climbing wall! Luckily, this company called Aquaclimb makes just that! They make custom rock climbing…
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Lego Coffee Mug
The Build-On Brick Mug is a coffee mug with the ability to attach building blocks to the outer surface of the mug. The Lego…
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K-9 Kannon Ball Launcher
Are you fat, lazy, and have a dog? Then the K-9 Kannon Ball Launcher is for you! Why go to all the work of…
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Power Jumping Stilts
Jump 7 feet in the air, run at speeds up to 20mph, and experience your first broken bone with the Poweriser Power Jumping Stilts.…
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Water Mat Walk On Water
Become Jesus with the WaterMat and walk on water. The Watermat allows up to 1,200lbs of fatness to stand upon it’s 6′ x 18′…
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Smartphone Controlled Quadricopter Drone
The Parrot AR Drone is a quadricopter drone that you can control from any iOS or Android device. While controlling the drone you will…
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Self Balancing Unicycle
Similar to the Segway, the SBU V3 is a self balancing unicycle that moves in whatever direction you are leaning, and is great for…
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Water Balloon Russian Roulette
I’ve never seen why people play Russian roulette with real bullets when you could play with water balloons and have the same effect. You…
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Electric Motorized Skates
The electric skates let you stroll around at speeds up to 8mph, but only if you are 180 lbs or under, this is not…
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