The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is really quite what it sounds like, a figurine of Hillary Clinton that allows you to squeeze her legs to crack a nut in between them, and is most certainly not a pun for anything and any thought of one is surely pure coincidence. Filled with jagged metal spikes on the … Read more
There’s nothing quite like the smell of burning flesh to wake up to in the morning. The human face candle is a small wax candle that resembles the mouth cheeks and chin that oftentimes appear on human faces. Select from a variety of scents you would like your face to have, including: english rose, honeysuckle, … Read more
Do you ever wish you could get out of the shower, immediately throw on your slippers, and trudge around the bathroom as if you had your pants around your ankles? Well now you can with the Mat Walk. The Mat Walk is a bathroom mat that has built in slippers so that you can slip … Read more
The beer pong hats are a set of inflatable beer pong holders that you wear on your head to make the game of beer pong a long and rigorous task that no one wants to play. Now when you play beer pong with a friend or colleague while wearing the beer pong hats it will … Read more
The Dr. Dreidel is what comes from mixing Hanukkah with Hip-Hop music, and really serves no purpose other than being completely awesome. The dreidel comes laser etched with images of Dr. Dre on all 4 sides of the wooden driedel, so with each outcome of the spin of the Dreidel you’ll get a different etched … Read more
The Le Grand Hat is a hybrid that mixes the classiness of a top hat with the comfort and casualness of a baseball cap. Towering over your head as if you have some sort of alien skull or cone head, the top hat baseball cap makes you wonder if this is just a big joke as … Read more
Have you ever just wanted to eat your own face? Well now you can with the Flump Face, a giant flat marshmallow that you can print your face on, toast it over a nice cozy fire, and devour your face one morsel at a time. How it works is you simply upload your the photo … Read more
BOO-BOOS are bandages that have images of some pretty gruesome injuries on them to make your injuries look much worse than they actually are. Get a little paper cut at the office? Put a boo-boo bandage on it and make it look like a bullet hole. The cat scratch your finger a little bit? Put … Read more
Featuring a profile of Bill Murray as what looks to be a General from the Civil War, the Bill Murray shower curtain is perfect for any home that requires a product that delivers pure class once set up. The Bill Murray shower curtain is one of many different designs of many different famous people with faces … Read more
The Pugalope is an art piece (I think) that is a mix of a Pug and an Antelope that will surely captivate, confuse, frighten, excite, and then sadden your guests as they look at it in wonderment. The Pugalope is a one of a kind art piece that is sure to be worth a fortune, … Read more