What is with stress relief toys all having to have some sort of sexual innuendo to them. I mean stress BALLS, and now stress sausages! You might as well just blow up a life-size doll of a man and beat the shit out of him the next time you’re stressed out! Perfect for relieving stress … Read more
Does it mark the beginning of the end of the world? Or does it mark the beginning of fabulously fashionable cereal eating? The Selfie Spoon is a new marketing ploy by Cinnamon Toast Crunch and it’s working. Plus, the best part is they’re actually giving it away for free if you can be on their … Read more
Much like how heroine addicts begin to stick their needles in between their toes to hide the fact that they’re shooting up, this shaving cream contains caffeine so that as you apply it to your face, you will get a little caffeine kick without even the need to drink any coffee. Perfect for those who … Read more
Are you sick of spraying a dirty aerosol can on yourself that smells like brunt diapers every time you want to step outside into the great outdoors? Are you sick of feeling like and smelling like a savage anytime you want to sit in your backyard and have a glass of wine or four while … Read more
Pocket sand is probably the best way to fend off an attacker that’s within close proximity. Not only will you not have to worry about murdering someone like you would if you were to use a gun to protect yourself, a simple dosage of sand in your pocket is so much easier to carry around … Read more
People encapsulate baseballs they’ve caught at games, footballs that were given to them after a great game of high-school football, and yes, people actually encapsulate freeze-dried grass that was tore up from the original Yankee stadium, so it doesn’t strike me as too odd that someone might encapsulate a golf ball that was hit in … Read more
This cow head backpack is a leather backpack in the shape of a cow head, and is a bit of a crude way of using a cow’s skin. That’s kind of like using the skin of a tiger to make a stuffed animal tiger for children to play with. there’s just something not right about … Read more
This mask aptly named ‘eye2eye’ is a wearable hummingbird feeder that allows you to watch hummingbirds feed off of your face within about an inch from your eyes. The mask contains a hummingbird feeder right in the middle of your eyes, which gives you a front row seat to the whole show. The inside of … Read more
‘This Is Not A Phone’ as so it’s called is not a phone as it says, but a supposed ear and thumb massager that’s made out of a velvety soft material that you rub on your ears and thumbs. Shaped like a smart phone, the ear and thumbs massager can be placed in your car … Read more
This bar of soap contains a rusty razor blade inside of it so that as the soap gets used and worn down, the razer blade will slowly start to reveal itself. It kind of becomes a game of hot potato with you and your roommates over who it will dig into first as you rub … Read more