Dual Light Walking Flashlight
The dual light walking flashlight is a flashlight that has two lights on it, one of which shines forward to see where you are…
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Reserved Beach Towel
Reserve your spot on the beach while you take a dump at the outhouse without coming back to some human manatee squating on your…
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Heated Ice Scraper
Incase you didn’t want to use the Star Wars Wampa Arm Ice Scraper and look totally awesome while scraping your car’s windshield, the heated…
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Folding Picnic Table To Bench
The folding picnic table to bench is a wooden picnic table that has a folding mechanism that will convert it into a bench. So…
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Rechargeable Hand Warmer
The rechargeable hand warmer is a small device that you can charge via a usb cord that you can throw into your pocket or…
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Paper Fire Starter Log Maker
The paper log maker is a contraption that you can throw a bunch of shredded paper into and it will compress it into a…
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6 Pack Bike Bag
The 6 pack bike bag is a small bag that you can drape over and attach to the middle of your bike so that…
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40 Million Candle Power Flashlight
The Humvee spotlight is an enormous flashlight that beams out 40 million candlepower worth of light in any direction you please, and if you…
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Outdoor LED Lighted Cube Chair
The lighted cube chair is an outdoor chair that is lighted up by an LED within the cube that comes with a remote control…
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Backpack Bike Turn Signals And Messages
The SEIL bag is a backpack that you wear while you are bicycling and will let you send messages through a display on the…
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Sword Handle Umbrella
The sword handle umbrella is an umbrella that has a samurai sword handle in place of the regular, terrible, ugly, smelly handle that umbrellas…
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Vaavud Smartphone Wind Meter
Incase you ever need to know precisely how fast the wind is blowing you, the Vaavud Smartphone Wind Meter is for you. Whether you…
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Bird Feeder Photo Booth
The bird feed photo booth is a bird feeder that has a built in camera lens that will take pictures of birds as they…
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Mimosa Plant Folds In When Touched
The mimosa pudica plant aka “Zombie Plant” is a sensitive plant species that folds in it’s leaves when it is touched. SImilar to the…
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Cheeseburger Earmuffs
You love cheeseburgers, we get it. We can tell by your walrus like physique, your sweaty body, and your poor posture. Well now in…
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Stick Holder Makeshift Sword
The branch holder is a small strip of rubber that you can attach to any stick you find in the woods and turn it…
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Bicycle Baby Stoller
The bicycle baby stoller is a bike and baby stroller combo where you strap your baby into the front of the bicycle and use…
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Rifle Umbrella
I’m not sure what the fascination is with guns and umbrellas, but this umbrella uses the end of a rifle to use as a…
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Mosquito Net Pants
You know you’re a Minnesotan when instead of just putting on pants you need to put nets over your shorts to protect your from…
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Giant Tack Beach Chairs
The giant tack beach chairs are chairs that you can stick into the sand at the beach that resemble a giant tack. Easy to…
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Bug Screen For Cans
The bug screen for cans will protect your sugary soda can or beer from terrible disease carrying mosquitoes and bees from hopping inside your…
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Pocket Grappling Hook
The Pocket Grappling Hook is a small grappling hook that you can fit in your pocket and take out in case of grappling emergency…
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Mogo Human Kickstand
Sometimes you just want to lean, with the Mogo Human Kickstand you can do just that. The human kickstand is great for when you…
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Giant Iceberg Inflatable Climbing Wall
The giant iceberg climbing wall is basically a floating mountain that you put in your lake, and can climb up and fall off without…
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Maine Weather Stick Barometer
The Maine weather stick is a natural weather predicting barometer used by some Native Americans that will detect the weather and tell you what…
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Stratachute Parachute Lawn Game
Sometimes, believe it or not, people go outside. I know it’s hard to think about stepping away from your game of World of Warcraft,…
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Giant Connect 4
The giant connect 4 game is great for children tall enough to reach to the top, or drunk adults sober enough to count to…
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Campfire Log Mover and Turner
Now you can truly become king of the campfire with the Campfire Log Lugger. The Log Lugger is a long steel pole that is…
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Dog Pool Float
The Dog Pool Float is a floatation device constructued specifically for dogs in that it is made with heavy duty, scratch resistant material, and…
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Beach Thingy Instant Beach Sand Chair
The beach thingy instant beach chair is a chunk of plastic formed to the shape of a chair backing that you stab into the…
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Mosquito Repellent Incense Sticks
Why are scientists still busying themselves curing cancer, curing aids, and creating seedless watermelons, when there are mosquitoes pestering everyone worldwide. The mosquito repellent incense…
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Zombie Solar Powered Light
As if a zombie would ever need to, or know how to hold up a light or lantern, the zombie solar powered light defies…
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Motorized Bumper Car Boats
The motorized bumper boats are a great way to transport your fat body from one end of the pool to the other, to obtain…
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