Perfect for fat sweaty nerds who find it hard to lift their arm up to their desk, the chair arm mouse platform is a device you can connect to your chair so that you can use your mouse on a small platform coming out from your chair’s arm. Did you just eat 8 hot pockets … Read more
The polar bear drain stopper is a creative drain plug that is a polar bear on an ice floe that floats on top of the water in your bathtub, and is an ironic way of letting the world know you care about the polar bears by slipping into your nice toasty bath water that was … Read more
The Quirky Covert is a device that will let you lock your drawers without a visible lock on the outside of the drawer face, and uses a magnetic key that will open the lock through the drawer. The magnet key is able to attach to any key-ring for easy access, and the drawer lock is … Read more
The Joseph Joseph folding colander is a colander that when unfolded is completely flat, and perfect for storage, but has 12 hinges that lock into place, and when done so, form into a prefectly shaped colander. The folding colander is great for washing fruits and vegetables or draining your pasta, and it won’t take up … Read more
The human hand sticky notes are hand shaped sticky notes that you can use to write down notes in case you’re in need of a hand, LOLOLOL!1!!1 But really why use boring old sticky notes that just present a message without distracting you from that message, by putting it on top of a graphic shaped … Read more
Top hats have seen a huge rebirth in the last few years due to dirty hipsters looking for an accessory to go with their handlebar mustaches. But if you’re not a hipster, and don’t want to wear a top hat, why not decorate your house with them. The top hat light was originally a concept … Read more
As if your kitchen needed another appliance that you never use, the breakfast sandwich making machine will change your life for the worse, as the pounds pack on, the double chin arises, and your man boobs get a little more jiggle when you giggle. A year after purchasing your breakfast sandwich maker machine you will … Read more
The Adorne Pop-Out Outlet is an outlet that is flush with the wall until you push it. Once you press the main big button in the center, a cube will pop-out to expose 2 or 3 outlets on its sides. Not only amazing to look at instead of a regular nasty boring standard outlet, the … Read more
The blood splatter cutting board is a mis-shaped cutting board that looks like a pool of blood after you murdered your spouse with a butcher’s knife and it is now pouring down the side of the counter, either that or it looks like you just squashed a tomato on your counter… Using your spouses decapitated … Read more
Looking for your next set of oven mitts? Why not Zoidberg? The Lobster Claw oven mitts are the greatest way you could possibly take something out of the oven other than using your bare hands without crying, once you cry, it is no longer bad-ass, and no longer cool. The lobster claw oven mitts look … Read more