This sixteenth-century Italian style globe opens up to contain a hidden, rotating compartment to hold your booze in, which will easily hide it from the family. The hidden bar globe measure in at 37” x 22”. If you do not have wax in your mustache, a cigar in one hand, and brandy in the other, … Read more
Ash your cigars with class using the hand shaped ash tray. Warning: using the hand ash tray without a monocle in your eye could cause permanent eye damage.
Show your friends who the true board game nerd is with the Giant Scrabble rug. All you need now are some giant velcro scrabble tiles and some immaturity and you got yourself a dirty rug you can hang on your wall. The rug measures 78” x 78” and is 100% nylon.
The creepy boyfriend arm pillow is great for women who know they will never find love, for the women that own more than 2 cats, or for the creepy Asian man that can’t find his woman legs pillow (visual below).
The wake-up light simulates the sunrise and gradually gets brighter and brighter as well as makes soothing sounds to wake you up. The light will also slowly dim the light and play soothing sounds when you are going to bed. I hope to someday look this happy when I wake up.
Replace your run-of-the-mill toggle light switches with these push button light switches to give your a house a little character, otherwise your house will remain a boring, pathetic, lonely, desolate place that no one wants to visit.
With the all edges brownie pan, every piece of brownie piece in the pan is an edge. That crispy, buttery, warm, edge, just melting in your mouth, can you taste it now? Ohh it’s a little hot still, inward blow, inward blow… Personally I prefer the inside pieces of brownies. I wonder if they make … Read more
The Couch Arm Wrap is a wooden wrap that you can set over your couch’s arm to use it as a table to set a drink onto, hold a plate of food, or set your laptop onto when you don’t have a coffee table or side table next to your couch. No longer will you … Read more
The electrical outlet node does away with your run-of-the-mill wall outlet, and basically connects a power strip straight to your wall. This would be great for houses that have a lot of children. Not only will this most likely start your house on fire since you can jam 20 or so plugs into the outlet, … Read more
The table saw cake knife is sure to spice up your cake eating parties. Note to women: Please don’t use this on your phallic shaped cakes at your bachelorette parties, for the good of humanity… Instead just use your hands, or face…