Hand Candle Bleeds As It Burns
The hand candle is a candle in the shape of a human hand that has red wax on the inside and flesh colored wax…
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Cha Cha Cha Dog Costume
Make your dog pay the ultimate punishment for pooping on the carpet last week by making him dress up in the Cha Cha Cha…
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You Have Just Been Poisoned Drinking Glass
The “You Have Just Been Poisoned” drinking glass, is a drinking glass with the words “You Have Just Been Poisoned” sketched into the bottom…
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Minecraft Steve Head Costume
Calling all virgins! Calling all virgins! The Minecraft Steve Head mask is a great pick for a Halloween costume this year, assuming the party…
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Zombie Pen Holder
The zombie pen holder is “supposedly” a “dead” zombie that is laying on the ground because your pen is sticking out of it’s chest.…
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One Night Stand Halloween Costume
The one night stand costume is a halloween costume that makes you a night stand, as in one single night stand, a non plural…
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Dentures Bracelet
Feeling as though our posts lately haven’t quite been odd enough to live up to our name, I present to you the dentures bracelet.…
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Cat Shaped Ice Cubes
The cat ice cube tray takes you one step closer to your life goal of becoming a cat lady. No longer will you need…
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Zombie Solar Powered Light
As if a zombie would ever need to, or know how to hold up a light or lantern, the zombie solar powered light defies…
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Ninja Knife Magnets
I can’t think of a better way to show your daughter how proud you are of her for getting an A+ on her spelling…
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Zombie Bottle Opener
The Zombie Bottle Opener is a bottle opener that resembles a zombie, and if you couldn’t figure that out from reading the title and/or…
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Thor’s Hammer Nightlight
Did Thor himself just smash his hammer through your wall? No you silly goose, that’s just a night light. Isn’t there something ironic about…
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Long Nose Venetian Mask
Whether you are looking to appear creepier than usual everwhere you go, stand awkwardly on a street corner for a few hours, are starting…
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Dog Or Cat Hoodie Sweatshirts
Make your cat an O.G. Kitty, make your dog appear to be from the inner city, when really he’s from the outer suburbs. Make…
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Censor Block Sunglasses
Whether you are hiding your face from from the paparazzi because you are so popular, or shielding your hideous face from society because it is…
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Beer Bottle Mustache Attachment
Give your beer bottle the mustache ride of a lifetime with the beer bottle mustache. The staches come in a 6 pack with 6…
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Shadowy Figure Scary Shower Curtain
Make your wife scream bloody murder every time she goes to the bathroom. The scary shower curtain looks as if there is a rapist…
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1970s Hairy Chest T-Shirt
The Faux Real Boys 1970’s Hairy Chest T-Shirt is for boys aged 2-7 and is sure to be a hit with the ladies. Sporting…
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Vampire Wine Holder
Made of high quality cold cast resin, the vampire wine holder is sure to bring the attention away from your horendously dirty kitchen counter,…
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The Goonies Sloth Mask
Dress up as one of the nicest, kindest, most gentlest, yet hideously frighteningly, creepy, baby ruth loving monsters you have ever loved for your…
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Slit Wrist Bracelet
Pretend your wrists are slit with the slit wrist bracelet, since apparently that’s “cool” now-a-days. Fashioned from solid brass and coated with thick glossy…
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Gerber Gator Machette
Whether you need to chop some wood, widdle a stick, thin some brush, or kill some zombies, the Gerber Gator Machette will do the…
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Dragon Gutter Downspout Statue
Cast in quality designer resin the dragon gutter gargoyle is sure to spice up your garden, yard, or if you’re like me, the place…
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Light Up Neon Tie
Perfect for your next dubstep show, the light up tie screams “look at me”, which is what people will unfortunately have to do while you…
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Bloody Wound T-Shirt – I’m Fine
Make it look like you have a bloody wound on the side of your waist. But with the text “I’m Fine”, people can be…
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American Flag Zubas
You think anybody is going to want a roundhouse kick to the face while you’re wearing these bad boys? Forget about it! Made of…
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The Pop-up Book Of Phobias
The Pop-up Book of Phobias is a great gift for someone who suffers from panphobia. Includes tons of great phobias, such as clowns, heights,…
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Cast Iron Hand Shaped Cigar Tray
Ash your cigars with class using the hand shaped ash tray. Warning: using the hand ash tray without a monocle in your eye could…
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Jumbo Mustache
This huge mustache brings a whole new meaning to the term mustache ride. The jumbo handlebar mustache is 16” long, and is sure to…
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Realistic Baby Mask
The lifelike baby mask created by artist Landon Meier could be one of the creepiest things I’ve seen, yet the most amazing. There are…
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Giant Fist Drink Koozie
Made of durable foam at 11” x 7.5”, the giant fist shaped drink koozie is sure to make you the coolest person at the…
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Mustache Bandages
There is no injury a mustache can’t heal. Throw one of these bad boys on your wound and it will feel like Tom Selleck…
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Zombie Garden Gnome Sculpture
Keep the neighboor children off your lawn with the zombie garden gnome. His 13lb resin carcus comes to you in 3 seperate parts that…
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