Magnesium Flint Survival Tool

Always be prepared to start a fire. If Bear Grylls has taught us anything, the most important thing to survival in the wilderness is the ability to create a fire at night to keep warm. It keeps your body warm, and it keeps your soul warm. Also, you can pee in a snake skin, and … Read more

Cooking Spoon With Measuring Tools

Insead of having 5 awkward spoons attached to a ring, this is a multi-use spoon with the measuring units: half teaspoon, teaspoon, and tablespoon, also the handle of the spoon doubles as a measuring cup, up to a quarter cup.

Fresh Citrus Juice Spayer

Often times I find it to be a lot of work to squeeze lemon juice into my eyes. First I have to find a lemon, cut it into pieces, grab a piece of it, hold it above my eye, and then squeeze. Well, with this fresh citrus juice sprayer, it’s as easy as jabbing the … Read more

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

A good way to get rid of squirrels in your yard is to make them look foolish in front of the other squirrels, so that when they’re back in their nests all the other squirrels make fun of them and they run away to the neighbor’s yard to start a new family. So what you … Read more

Giant Inflatable Lounger

Throw a party on the water, with cup holders a-plenty and comes with a floating cooler, this giant inflatable lounger can fit up to 8 people on it. Just don’t get too drunk or you’ll wake up in the middle of the ocean, which you will then need to sniff out the nearest Krusty Burger … Read more

Realistic Horse Head Mask

The realistic horse head is a giant mask that covers your entire head and neck area and will make you look just like a horse, so much that someone might shoot you in the neck and make glue out of you. Here are a few example usages for the horse head mask: 1. End a … Read more

Miniature Ballista Kit

Battle coffee breath at the office with the ultimate artillery weapon of the Roman Empire, only now it is 6 inches tall. This is a kit and you will need to assemble it yourself.