Lifesize Animated Talking Reindeer

The lifesize talking reindeer is a realistic accurately sized plush reindeer that talks, sings, annoys, moves its head around like some creepy robot at Chucky Cheese, and is sure to sexually confuse wild deer and hunters. The lifesize talking reindeer can even support ugly fat children up to 150lbs on its back so your offspring … Read more

FingerPickin Finger Food Sampler

The Fred and Friends FingerPickin Cocktail Picks are small little things that you put over your finger so that you can eat samples of food or Hors d’oeuvres that are served at a party without having to use your disgusting chubby fingers or waste precious precious expensive toothpicks. No longer will you get the Flu everytime … Read more

Space Messenger Bag

Leave your house each day with the essentials packed away into a messenger back designed by NASA, well not really, but it looks like it is. The Space Oddysey Messenger Bag is a bag that looks like it belongs in space, but will not protect you or your belongings from extreme temperatures, radiation, or the … Read more

Top Hat Light

Top hats have seen a huge rebirth in the last few years due to dirty hipsters looking for an accessory to go with their handlebar mustaches. But if you’re not a hipster, and don’t want to wear a top hat, why not decorate your house with them. The top hat light was originally a concept … Read more