If there’s something every pool needs, it’s a rock climbing wall! Luckily, this company called Aquaclimb makes just that! They make custom rock climbing walls for every kind of pool, and if you fall, you just fall right into the water. The AquaClimb pool rock climbing wall is made of a transparent climbing surface, with … Read more
The Canine Shower Stall is a box that your dog goes in and gets sprayed with 16 different jet nozzles and a shower head in an enclosed area. Great for when your dog is outside running around in the mud, and needs a quick bath before they can come back inside. The bath connects to … Read more
Become Jesus with the WaterMat and walk on water. The Watermat allows up to 1,200lbs of fatness to stand upon it’s 6′ x 18′ rubbery goodness. The 1.25” thick WaterMat is easily transported when rolled up and only weights 30lbs.
Cast in quality designer resin the dragon gutter gargoyle is sure to spice up your garden, yard, or if you’re like me, the place where all those weeds grow, and the gutters overflow from not being cleaned out in 3 years.
The lifestaw lets you dip into any murky liquid and get a drink of water that has been filtered from 99.9999% of waterborne bacteria. The lifestaw offers anyone safe and healthy drinking water, and apparently even works on your own urine. Warning this product is not endorsed by Bear Grylls.
The Darkfin gloves are flipper gloves that make your fingers webbed. The gloves increase your water surface area by 70% and are perfect for snorkeling, scuba diving, sufing, competitive swimming, or for people just learning how to swim. The webbed finger gloves are made from one piece of latex as to have no uncomfortable seams, … Read more
You lost your job, you lost your wife, you lost your house, your living on the streets, but at least you can scoop a few gallons out of a public toilet and throw it into your portable shower bladder and get a nice clean shower once a day. Now just shave that beard, dig up … Read more
This resin based hand painted elephant lawn sprinkler is a great addition to spice up your garden or lawn. Passersby will certainly not notice your unmowed, dried up grass, your untrimmed trees and hedges, your gutters with trees growing in them, or that disgusting rusted scrap of metal you call a car sitting in your driveway.
Using a Lithium Ion battery this water scooter can scoot you around at depths of 130 ft for roughly 70-120 minutes. The only downfall is if a fish swims in front of you, you are getting a face full of blood and fish innards.
For when you’re too poor to afford an actual bidet, too classy to not have one, too American to want one, and too unhygienic to not need one; this easy to install bidet attachment with configurable speed settings will be a dream to clean your cake hole.