The giant wine glass cooler is an ice bucket shaped like a giant wine glass that measures 3 and a half feet tall, and is probably the worst idea to have a giant thing of glass hanging around a bunch of drunk people. Great for outdoor events, home BBQs, or just alcoholics that enjoy drinking multiple gallons of wine … Read more
Whether you just cracked open a new brew and need to drain the main vein, but don’t want anyone touching your drink, or you just bought 4 cases of beer and want to let everyone else in the house know not to drink any of them, the Can Stamp is a great way to personalize … Read more
The Fred and Friends FingerPickin Cocktail Picks are small little things that you put over your finger so that you can eat samples of food or Hors d’oeuvres that are served at a party without having to use your disgusting chubby fingers or waste precious precious expensive toothpicks. No longer will you get the Flu everytime … Read more
Das Horn is a drinking vessel that is shaped like the horn of an ox/goat/horny toad or whatever horned creature this is supposed to resemble, and is the finest way to guzzle fine ales this side of the prime meridian. Das Horn comes with a neck strap for when filled with liquids and hands free … Read more
The lighted cube chair is an outdoor chair that is lighted up by an LED within the cube that comes with a remote control to turn the light within the chair on and off. The LED cube chair is battery powered so that there are no gross and smelly cords running up to every cube … Read more
Is the crap you eat not unhealthy enough for you? When you are shoveling candy into your disgustingly fat mouth, are you thinking, I could probably somehow be getting fatter faster. Well no longer do you have to paint all your food with butter to achieve your weight gaining goals. The edible spray paint is … Read more
Now you can eat, drink, stand, and have an open arm to shovel greasy food into your disgusting mouth with the beer bottle plate. The beer bottle plate has an open circle in the middle of it so that you can hold the plate on your beer bottle, so that while you are standing with … Read more
The “You Have Just Been Poisoned” drinking glass, is a drinking glass with the words “You Have Just Been Poisoned” sketched into the bottom of the glass, so that once they are done drinking their poison, the glass will notify them of their impending death. The seller of this drinking glass will also let you … Read more
The hedgehog toothpick holder will sit nicely on the side of your serving bowl and hold toothpicks for you and your guests. The hedghog toothpick holder can also serve as a weapon to impale your guests. For example if Aunt Martha is getting a little too chatty, direct her towards the hors d’oeuvres and give her … Read more
It’s simple, throw fruit in the middle, put water, tea or vodka around the fruit, the fruit stays in the middle and fuses in with the water. Once the water is gone, you can refill it without replacing the fruit. The pitcher holds up to 93 oz. of liquid and is not dishwasher safe. Also … Read more