Insect Push Pins

Have a girlfriend or wife that is deathly afraid of anything that is small, black, and has more than 4 legs? I sure do, and what better way to keep her on edge every single day than to use huge insects to hold up your child’s terrible drawings onto the bulletin board. Every time she … Read more

Manual Pocket Chainsaw

The pocket chainsaw is a string of chainsaw teeth that you use manually by wrapping around a tree and pulling back and forth with your hands, and is by far the manliest way to chop down a tree other than hacking at it with the side of your hand, or maybe chewing it down like a beaver. … Read more

The Walking Dead Rick Grimes Bathrobe

The Rick Grimes bath robe is a replica of the clothes he wears on The Walking Dead except in bathrobe form, and will allow you to pretend to kill vicious zombies from the comfort of your home while your business sways in the wind for all too see. Officially licensed from the The Walking Dead, the Rick Grimes … Read more

Serial Killer Playing Cards

The serial killer playing cards feature a different serial killer on each card and tells you facts about them including their birth date, date of death, where they were from etc, and you will probably spend more time reading the cards than actually playing poker. If you are into poker games that take 10 minutes per hand due to … Read more