Lawn Chair With iPad Holder

There’s nothing quite like sitting outside with the wind blowing through your hair, with birds chirping in the background, the warm sun shining on your body, surrounded by the natural beauty of the Earth, while staring at a fucking screen playing Candy Crush Saga. But in case you are stupid enough to play such a mind numbingly … Read more

Fidget Rings

Fidget Rings are rings that help you fidget, and are most likely the most annoying thing you could wear for anyone besides yourself. Sure fidgeting is fun, cracking your knuckles, peeling your fingernails or hangnails, biting your toenails using your molars, etc. but no one wants to see or hear anyone else doing it. Fidget … Read more

80’s Boombox Messenger Bag

The 80’s boombox messenger bag is a man-purse that looks just like an old school boombox that the cool kids would hold upon their shoulders and pump “Whoomp there it is” from it’s terrible sounding speakers at an unreasonable volume as they walk by you, and will surely bring back the nostalgic memories of Zubaz, Reebok pumps, The … Read more

Giant Swiss Army Knife, Has 141 Different Functions

Known as the largest and most expensive Swiss Army Knife money can buy, the Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant comes with a whopping 141 functions that are unfolded from its massive 12 inch long body of utensils. Fully equipped with a toe-nail clipper, mineral crystal magnifier, a laser pointer, a flashlight, a compass, a … Read more

Salty The Snowman Salt Shaker

Salty the snowman is a transparent salt shaker that is shaped just like a snowman and is great for using during the holidays to store your salt and/or cocaine in. What better way to celebrate the holidays than to do a few snortskies with friends and family off of a decorative Santa slay that are … Read more