You paid a premium for you’re new iPhone out of contract, why not show the world how much better you are than them by using a non-powered marble music amplifier. Some people purchase marble counters for their homes, other’s purchase one-of-a-kind marble statues, but you, you purchase marble iPhone amplifiers just because you can. The … Read more
My home is like a cemetery for plants. I buy the plants with high hopes of having a home filled with beautiful plants that breath a fresh batch of clean oxygen into my otherwise dark and dusty home, but within weeks they’re so brown and in so much pain they usually take their own lives. … Read more
The Podo is a new camera that you stick to the wall and will connect wirelessly to your smart phone and allows you to take selfies, timelapses, videos, GIFs, etc, without the use of an unsightly and embarrassing selfie stick. The camera uses a magnet and/or suction cup to attach to the wall and uses … Read more
The Satechi Bluetooth Home Button is a device that allows you to access your phone’s home button to access Siri on your iPhone or Google voice search on your Android phone while you’re driving, walking, or just don’t feel like pulling out your phone. Instead of reaching for your phone, typing into Google maps ‘back … Read more
The Juicer is a two way charging cable that allows you to charge your smart phone from someone else’s smart phone, and is perfect for when on a long flight, a train ride, or out at the bar, and you were too stupid to charge your phone before leaving. The only catch is you will … Read more
Your iPhone has a 4k retina display, so why not surround it with those sweet sweet nostalgic pixels found from the early nineties. The 8-Bit bumper case is an iPhone case that looks to be made form large pixels and even has a pixelated apple logo that you can attach to the back of it … Read more
It’s always tough to use a larger screened smart phone when you have small chubby carny hands like I do. Apple designed the small width of the iPhone 5 to be easily used with your thumb using just one hand, and then said ‘Fuck It’ and made the giant iPhone 6 plus which you couldn’t … Read more
The PoiseCam is a device that will allow you to hold your iPhone from a side strap like a camcorder so that it’s easier for you to videotape your ugly children without getting cramps in your hand. Perfect for the adult that just can’t let go of the comfortable way they used to hold their … Read more
The Automatic is a device that plugs right into a slot underneath the dashboard in your car and will track metrics like how you could save on gas by changing certain driving habits, track your mileage without having to keep logs, or receive low fuel warnings before your car’s low fuel light comes on. Not … Read more
The Crib-Case is a case for your iPhone that has a built-in cribbage board built right into the back of the case. Sure you can probably download some cribbage game off the app store for $3.99, or a freemium version that’s free but then makes you buy each peg for a dollar, but the crib-case … Read more