My home is like a cemetery for plants. I buy the plants with high hopes of having a home filled with beautiful plants that breath a fresh batch of clean oxygen into my otherwise dark and dusty home, but within weeks they’re so brown and in so much pain they usually take their own lives. … Read more
The Snip-N-Drip garden hose is a hose that will slowly leak water out from it’s surface to water your garden, plants, or thirsty children. Simply snake the hose along your garden, and cut the drip hose to match the length of your garden boxes, then simply cut the regular garden hose to match the length … Read more
The fire escape wall shelf is a shelving unit that looks just like an urban fire escape and is perfect for spicing up your otherwise terrible decorated stinky living room. Breath some new life into your house by clogging up this fire escape with some plants, books, candles, art pieces or vases. Great for giving … Read more
I currently have a hose that kinks the second you touch it, and in order to unkink it you have to twist it, and depending on how far down the hose the kink is, this can take a while, and will most likely make you want to hang yourself with the hose. The Tuff-Guard Perfect … Read more
The downspout diverter is a device that you attach to your gutter’s downspout and will divert your rain, so instead of wasting that precious water on the ground, you can divert the water into a rain barrel to collect for watering your garden, washing your car, or bathing in. If you’re currently watering your garden using … Read more
Add a bit of mystery to your garden using an Easter Island Monolith replica statue. Carved from rock between the years 1250 and 1500, the Easter Island Statues stand 70 feet tall and weigh a massive 270 tons each, why not give your crappy little garden a taste of ancient mysteriousness and stick a Moai … Read more
Those damn kids, why can’t they just stay off your lawn? Try scaring them away using the hippo lawn sculpture. Just place it in your lawn and the next time some stupid ugly child comes wandering through your well-kept lawn, hopefully the hippo will scare them badly enough to not come back on your lawn … Read more
TogetherFarm Blocks are Lego like modular building blocks that you can use to build a container for your raised bed garden and is an easier and less manly alternative than to make one out of wood. Each block measures 10 inches x 2 inches x 2 inches and come in a set of 24 blocks … Read more
The Pack-Away is a foldable bucket that collapses into itself to make it smaller and easier to carry around when not in use. Who has room to store a full sized bucket anywhere? What do I live in a mansion where I can just store buckets everywhere? The Pack-Away collapsible bucket folds down to just … Read more
The Zombie Gnomes: Bye Bye Birdy is a garden sculpture that pictures sickly zombie gnomes feasting on a poor innocent lawn flamingo. Recently garden gnomes have taken a turn for the worse, as one gnome was seen pooping in the garden, the once pure, upstanding garden gnomes we once knew that would guard your garden … Read more