Bikini Babe Pool Float

Wouldn’t you rather float on a hot babe’s torso instead of some boring old pool float? Well lucky you, this pool float is indeed shaped just like a hot babe’s torso, albeit, a very giant babe, which if she were real, she would probably measure around 10-12 feet tall. Best of all? Her breastal-area can … Read more

Bacon Bookmark

What better way to keep your spot in your book than with a slab of wet meat. Although not actually wet, the bacon bookmark looks pretty much exactly like a moist slice of raw bacon, and will have you drooling for some crispy bacon each time you start and finish reading your book. Perfect to … Read more

Donald Trump Pinata

You’ve seen the Donald Trump toilet paper, and you’ve seen the Donald Trump cat scratcher, now its time to allow you to actually beat the living hell out of Donald Trump and have it look completely normal without causing any scenes. Fun for the whole family, this Donald Trump pinata features the Donald’s signature hairline, … Read more

Infant Survival Guide Book

From what I hear, raising an infant isn’t the easiest thing in the world. I would assume, it’s just slightly harder than raising a puppy. The Infant Survival Guide Book is filled with valuable tips, tricks, and information about raising a young child, along with hilarious illustrations that offer important dos and don’ts. The infant … Read more

Reading Rambo T-Shirt

If you think about it Geordi La Forge is pretty similar to Rambo, what with all the Borg, Romulans and Cardassians he’s slayed over the years. You wouldn’t know it, but under that awkward yellow uniform lays a man that looks like he was sculpted from marble. The Reading Rambo t-shirt mixes Levar Burton’s show … Read more

This Pillow Looks Like an Old Retro TV Set

There are some people in this world that love their televisions so much that they feel the need to snuggle up with them at night to show their affection and thankfulness for all of the entertainment hours they provide them with. This pillow looks just like an old retro TV from the 70s/80s and will … Read more

Know Thy Nuts: A Scrotum Shaped Bar of Soap On a Rope

Although testicular cancer month has just passed, we’ll post this anyway. Know Thy Nuts is a scrotum shaped bar of soap that’s attached to a rope, and is sure to keep your balls nice and clean and smelling nice, plus the rope assures that you don’t drop the soap, which assuming you’re showering alone shouldn’t … Read more