The HomeToolz Handy salt and pepper shakers are a set of salt and pepper shakers that are shaped like a right or a left hand and are most likely the creepiest way you could possibly offer someone some fresh pepper on their meal. The fingers on the hands can be moved into any decent or … Read more
The soup and cracker mug is an oversized mug that has a second area to keep things in that you would like to keep dry or away from the main area of the mug. The mug is great for having soup and crackers, carrots and dip, or for keeping your nuts in one area, and … Read more
The Fred and Friends FingerPickin Cocktail Picks are small little things that you put over your finger so that you can eat samples of food or Hors d’oeuvres that are served at a party without having to use your disgusting chubby fingers or waste precious precious expensive toothpicks. No longer will you get the Flu everytime … Read more
As if your kitchen needed another appliance that you never use, the breakfast sandwich making machine will change your life for the worse, as the pounds pack on, the double chin arises, and your man boobs get a little more jiggle when you giggle. A year after purchasing your breakfast sandwich maker machine you will … Read more
The blood splatter cutting board is a mis-shaped cutting board that looks like a pool of blood after you murdered your spouse with a butcher’s knife and it is now pouring down the side of the counter, either that or it looks like you just squashed a tomato on your counter… Using your spouses decapitated … Read more
The titanic gravy boat is a gravy boat shaped like the Titanic, as in it’s a boat, so why not make it look like the titanic, and you know mashed potatoes, icebergs, and so on… Why not spice up your thanksgiving dinner this year with a gag item joking about a tragedy that killed 1,500 … Read more
Looking for your next set of oven mitts? Why not Zoidberg? The Lobster Claw oven mitts are the greatest way you could possibly take something out of the oven other than using your bare hands without crying, once you cry, it is no longer bad-ass, and no longer cool. The lobster claw oven mitts look … Read more
The human organ lunchbox is a lunchbox that looks like human organ transport container and is the only real way to eat your lunch if you work in the medical field. Just sit down after a long day first half of your day bathing old people and stabbing people with needles and crack open your … Read more
The watermelon knife is a knife that looks, feels, sounds, and smells just like a real watermelon and is great for cutting up watermelons, and terrible for cutting anything else. Now-a-days you can no longer use regular knives to cut your watermelon, or any fruit for that matter. Whatever you are cutting, you must have … Read more
The Buddha Butter Dish is a butter dish that has the one and only Buddha covering your butter, so that before you go knifing for that butter, you can get a glimpse of what your future will look like if you keep eating butter by the spoonful everyday. The Buddha Butter Dish is made from … Read more