The state shaped pans are a set of skillet pans with each one shaped like a different state in the country to scale, besides of course Alaska and Hawaii. Alaska would make a pancake 4 feet across, while Hawaii would have to be like 5 different pans. Perfect for making a batch of eggs in … Read more
The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is really quite what it sounds like, a figurine of Hillary Clinton that allows you to squeeze her legs to crack a nut in between them, and is most certainly not a pun for anything and any thought of one is surely pure coincidence. Filled with jagged metal spikes on the … Read more
The Moby Whisk is a mixing whisk that is made to look like a whale by using a whale tale as the handle along with two of the whisk wires shaped to look like fins. I’m not sure what our obsession is with mixing animals with kitchen tools and accessories is, such as the recent Loch Ness Monster ladle … Read more
The Picnic Perfect tent is a two person camping tent that looks just like a single quadrant of a club sandwich. Just hope to god some hungry bear similar to Yogi doesn’t come looking for a delicious club sandwich to munch on specifically with a double portioned human meat center. Perfect for setting up in … Read more
The Taco Shell Toaster is a toaster that makes taco shells for you out of standard tortillas. No longer will tacos need to only be consumed on Tuesdays. Simply wrap a tortilla in the taco forming cage, slide it into the toaster, turn it on, and you will be consuming hard shell tacos in no … Read more
The pizza towel is a giant pizza in towel form, and is the perfect size and shape to withstand a round American body laying on top of it. Not only will you enjoy the delicious look of the pizza towel, but when you spill the pizza you are eating on the towel, no one will … Read more
The Tattoo Oven Mitt is an oven mitt that features a tattooed arm on it, so that it looks like your arm is full of tattoos and quite manly, when in reality, your arm is pale, puny, and is about to drop the heavy casserole you’re removing from the oven. Perfect for the young man … Read more
SteakStones are a set of lava stones that allow you to cook your meal right in front of you. Simply place the stones in the oven to heat them up, then they will stay hot enough to prepare a steak at the table. Perfect for a live cooking party with your friends or family, the … Read more
Similar to the hand guard on a sword, the Grill Daddy heat shield tongs have a guard for your hand that protects it from the heat of the barbecue. Perfect for the man with beautiful, tender, uncalloused hands that can’t withstand a little bit of heat while he flips over his tofu burger, the hand … Read more
This question has puzzled mankind for ages, it’s such a tough decision, and one of the greatest first world problems of them all. Zach Golden, the author of ‘What The Fuck Should I Make For Dinner’ gives us a plethora of recipes to cook with descriptions and explanations that will make a sailor blush. Derived from … Read more