What’s a better costume idea for this years Halloween party than to go as yourself. Similar to the realistic baby face mask that we posted a while back, the website ThatsMyFace.com lets you make a realistic looking mask of your face, your friends face, your grandmas face, or Tom Sellecks face by just emailing them photos … Read more
The Zombie Gnomes: Bye Bye Birdy is a garden sculpture that pictures sickly zombie gnomes feasting on a poor innocent lawn flamingo. Recently garden gnomes have taken a turn for the worse, as one gnome was seen pooping in the garden, the once pure, upstanding garden gnomes we once knew that would guard your garden … Read more
The hand candle is a candle in the shape of a human hand that has red wax on the inside and flesh colored wax on the outside, so that as the candle burns it will drip red wax down the outside of the hand making it look like the hand is bleeding. The hand candle is … Read more
The hand offerings wall sculpture is a sculpture of two hands that make it look like there is a creepy mysterious man holding his hands out from inside the wall. The Offering Wall Sculpture is great to hang in your bathroom and hold your soap, towels, or a candle. Put it in your living room … Read more
The hairy legs stockings is a product from China that is meant to deter rapists. The hairy legs stockings were trending on China’s microblogging service Sina Weibo (similar to Twitter), and we have been unable to gather if this is an actual product for sale, or just something someone made. I can only hope to … Read more
Make your wife scream bloody murder every time she goes to the bathroom. The scary shower curtain looks as if there is a rapist hiding in the shower, ready to pounce at the next person going to the toilet. The curtain is milky white, includes shower curtain hooks, and measures 80″ x 72″.
Pretend your wrists are slit with the slit wrist bracelet, since apparently that’s “cool” now-a-days. Fashioned from solid brass and coated with thick glossy enamel, the slit wrist bracelet is sure to get you accepted into the emo clique at school. After this bracelet run’s it’s “cool” course, I suggest the next fad become shooting … Read more
There are two reasons anyone would ever need to use this camera lens. 1.) When you are secretly attempting to collect and report information on a subject. 2.) When you want to creepily take pictures of girls in their bikinis at the beach. I’m not here to judge, but odd’s are you using it for … Read more
The creepy boyfriend arm pillow is great for women who know they will never find love, for the women that own more than 2 cats, or for the creepy Asian man that can’t find his woman legs pillow (visual below).