Folding Colander

The Joseph Joseph folding colander is a colander that when unfolded is completely flat, and perfect for storage, but has 12 hinges that lock into place, and when done so, form into a prefectly shaped colander. The folding colander is great for washing fruits and vegetables or draining your pasta, and it won’t take up … Read more

Breakfast Sandwich Maker

As if your kitchen needed another appliance that you never use, the breakfast sandwich making machine will change your life for the worse, as the pounds pack on, the double chin arises, and your man boobs get a little more jiggle when you giggle. A year after purchasing your breakfast sandwich maker machine you will … Read more

I’m Not Sure If I Should Be In Love Or Offended With This Titanic Gravy Boat

The titanic gravy boat is a gravy boat shaped like the Titanic, as in it’s a boat, so why not make it look like the titanic, and you know mashed potatoes, icebergs, and so on… Why not spice up your thanksgiving dinner this year with a gag item joking about a tragedy that killed 1,500 … Read more

Watermelon Knife

The watermelon knife is a knife that looks, feels, sounds, and smells just like a real watermelon and is great for cutting up watermelons, and terrible for cutting anything else. Now-a-days you can no longer use regular knives to cut your watermelon, or any fruit for that matter. Whatever you are cutting, you must have … Read more

Mini Pretzel Baking Pan

Is there any shape that is more delicious than a pretzel? Squares are terrible, circles are boring, triangles… please… When you eat a cookie shaped like a pretzel it looks better, smells better, tastes better, and even sounds better as you bite into it. The mini pretzel baking pan lets you bake cookies, pretzels, or … Read more