The Bacon Cooking Mug is a mug that you can drape sweet slices of bacon over and stick in the microwave for a quick delicious manly snack. The saucer connected to the bottom of the mug will catch all the grease so that you can either store it in a can by the side of … Read more
Do you love tea? Do you love the sounds of a harmonica? Do you have endless amounts of money that you’re willing to spend on a kettle that makes a slightly different noise than normal ones? Well this one is for you! The Melodic Kettle is a tea kettle that has an attachment on it … Read more
Quite similar to the CUNT UNT mug, the COCK OCK Mug lets everyone know as you take a sip of your coffee, that your a huge fan of COCK OCK, which of course stands for Oklahoma City Kickers, the local high-school’s soccer team from Oklahoma. Perfect for a parent of a team member, the coach … Read more
Tugo is a drink holder that you can attach to the middle of the handle on your luggage so that you can free your arms up to carry your smelly children or your man purse. Simply attach the Tugo to both of your luggage poles and set your drink inside. As you drag your luggage … Read more
Do you often find yourself drinking coffee while sitting in a chair and think “Why can’t I just set this scolding hot coffee mug on my lap?”. Well because the bottom of it isn’t designed to rest on a lap. The Lap Mug is a coffee mug that is designed to rest perfectly between your … Read more
Smash Cup is a coffee mug that you can smash against a wall, a table, or your forehead to collapse it so that you can throw it in a bag, a briefcase, a pocket, or your purse once you are done consuming your delicious coffee or tea for easy transportation. Perfect for drinkers on the go, the … Read more
Similar to the Kangaroo Cup, the Mighty Mug is an untippable and unspillable coffee mug that uses a magical and revolutionary new technology called a suction cup. When thrashed, thwacked, or thumped from the side, the Mighty Mug will suction to the table it sits upon, but when picked up and lifted straight up off … Read more
The Kangaroo Cup was invented by Lily Born, an 11 year old to help her Grandfather with his Alzheimer’s as he would continue to tip over his cup. The first concept was ceramic and and had three legs to keep it from tipping over, she later made a plastic version so that younger kids could use … Read more
Similar to the have a nice day middle finger mug, this is basically the exact opposite, where instead of flipping the bird to strangers as you take a sip of your coffee, you are giving yourself the middle finger, which I’m not sure why anyone would want to do that… Unless your giving it as … Read more
Stop dragging your knuckles on the ground, today you’ve created an invention to drink liquids without having to put your lips directly into a puddle of brown stale liquid you found on the side of your cave. You’ve fashioned a drinking vessel from a rock, my guess is you probably took some hallucinogens to further … Read more