There Are Now Half Christmas Trees That Prevent Your Cats From Ruining Christmas

If you have a cat or curious dog, you no doubt know of the terrors of setting up your Christmas tree and leaving them home alone with it for a few hours. You’ll often times come back to every ornament off the tree, the Christmas lights chewed up, broken branches, a pile of torn off … Read more

These Star Wars String Lights Deserve a Spot On Every Geeks Christmas Tree

There’s just something about avid Star Wars geeks that make them meld together their love for Star Wars and Christmas decorating… Even though they probably shouldn’t, they feel the need to show the world just how much of a Star Wars lover they are! These new Star Wars string lights are no exception. They come … Read more

This SNES Super Nintendo Console Christmas Ornament Is Perfect The Nostalgic Gamer

Ah, youth. Remember those days sinking into that ripped up, cigarette smoke-stained couch in your mother’s basement, fighting with your stoned friends over who will get to play the Super Nintendo next? We’ve covered tons of nostalgic products in the hope that we can recapture some of that magic, especially since video games nowadays consist … Read more

Every Super Mario Geek Probably Needs This Power Star Christmas Tree Topper

It’s a me, Mario. Decorate your Christmas tree with this Super Mario Bros Star Christmas Tree Topper and give your tree some really cool invincibility powers. I’m guessing. Even if it doesn’t give your tree powers, it’s going to look amazing. Sizes: Large | Small Of course if you have a tree topper like this, … Read more

You Can Now Get Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes In Ice Cream Form at Walmart

The holiday season is right around the corner, and we should all get into that holiday mood. If you’re a fan of the iconic Little Debbie Christmas Cakes then you’ll love their new introduction to the market. Ever since 1985, one of their best treats has been a yellow cake shaped like a tree, covered … Read more

You Can Get a Giant Inflatable Frosty The Snowman That Plays The Frosty Movie On His Belly

Sure, Christmas is all about spending time with family, or perhaps some sort of religious aspect, but deep down, it’s really just about one-upping your neighbors with extravagant Christmas decorations. Take for instance, this giant inflatable Frosty the snowman. For some it might be enough, to just have a big inflatable snowman in their front yard, … Read more

This Christmas Lights Charging Cable Is The Only Proper Way To Charge In December

It’s that time of year again when every thing you do has to be revolved around Christmas in one way or another, whether it’s the way your toilet looks creepily like Santa Clause, the neutral Christmas cards you’ll inevitably have to send out, or the Christmas themed drone you have to buy just to get … Read more

Scented Candle That Smells Like Freshly Signed Divorce Papers

Nothing quite matches the smell of freshly signed divorce papers, so why not recreate that smell years after you actually filed for divorce to celebrate the riddance of that bitch you wasted 5 years of your life on. Made by the Flicking Candle Company, the freshly signed divorce papers scented candle is made to smell … Read more

You Can Now Get a Turkey Shaped Butter Sculpture For Your Thanksgiving Table

There’s a few things that are pretty much mandatory for every Thanksgiving table, including of course stuffing, green bean casserole, and obviously some turkey. Though there may now be an addition to this list now that I’ve found out about these cute little butter turkey sculptures that exist. Why have a normal boring stick of butter … Read more