This fishing pole cat toy looks and feels exactly like a real fishing pole except that instead of having a lure on the end of the line, it has a cat toy attached to it. The pole allows you to cast out your line in hopes of landing a nice juicy cat. The fishing pole … Read more
If you’ve bought the cat laptop scratcher and it’s not working to deter your cat from laying on your keyboard, this anti-cat keyboard cover might be your last resort before your cat causes you to officially get no work done due to wanting to lay on your nice and toasty keyboard. Essentially just a small … Read more
If you haven’t seen the t-shirt that features a cat in the pocket of the shirt that secretly flicks you off when you pulled down to reveal the cat, you should probably check that out first. This iPhone case takes that same cat and makes a phone case out of the disturbed little cat who’s … Read more
Robofish are tiny robotic swimming fish shaped like various colored clownfish, and as far as I can tell serve no other purpose than to fuck with your cat. Simply dump a few of the robotic fish into a small fish bowl and let the fish swim around. Then get your cat into the same room, … Read more
The Cat Scratch Laptop is a cardboard scratch toy for your cat that’s shaped like a laptop so your cat can play on that while you work beside it. Instead of your cat laying on the laptop you’re currently working on, your cat can now: lay on, get hair on, scratch up, and destroy it’s … Read more
Are you looking for something to accent your inflatable bed you have in your apartment to go with your bare white walls and baron serial-killer-like home decor? Look no further. This inflatable lounge chair can easily be deflated and packed up in seconds in case you need to vanquish and make a quick escape after … Read more
The Twinkle Tush is essentially a little necklace that you can wrap around the base of your cats tail that has a little jewel that hangs off it to cover your cat’s butt-hole. What’s worse than having some people over only to have your cat walk out in the room flaunting it’s uncovered butt-hole all … Read more
The CitiKitty is a kit that you can put in to your toilet to train your cat how to pee in the toilet. Featured on Shark Tank, the CitiKitty consists of a 4-ring training system that will teach your cat over time to stand on the toilet seat and urinate into the toilet water. During … Read more
Much like how having glitter on you is the tell tale sign that you have been around a stripper or are a stripper yourself, having cat hair on you is the tell tale sign of loneliness. There’s nothing that quite makes you stand out at a club than having numerous clumps of cat hair hanging … Read more
The apartment pet door is a doggie door that you can use in an apartment, assuming your apartment has a balcony or a bottom level walk out door. Simply open your sliding glass door about a foot wide, and close the door with the doggie door in it. Your apartment will stay completely sealed yet … Read more