Does it mark the beginning of the end of the world? Or does it mark the beginning of fabulously fashionable cereal eating? The Selfie Spoon is a new marketing ploy by Cinnamon Toast Crunch and it’s working. Plus, the best part is they’re actually giving it away for free if you can be on their … Read more
Aptly named ‘Crayum’, this pancake batter bottle is shaped like a pancake colored crayon, and is perfect for filling up with pancake batter and drawing a pancake onto your pan in any shape or form of your choosing. A perfect way to make fun shapes and creations out of your breakfast with the kids like … Read more
You’ve seen the single breakfast sandwich maker, but what kind of girly-man would only want to make one breakfast sandwich at a time? Your stomach has grown beyond one breakfast sandwich in the morning, you’ve stretched your stomach out so much with each meal it’s now requiring more breakfast sandwiches to curb your appetite. It’s … Read more
The bacon and eggs throw set is a blanket that looks just like delicious greasy bacon, and a pillow that looks just like a pair of high cholesterol over easy eggs. Not only will you be dreaming about fatty foods while you sleep, but you’ll actually be covered in it and resting your head upon … Read more
Eat like a pirate in the morning with your eggs shaped like a skull. That is how pirates eat breakfast right? Their mommy makes them eggs with an egg shaper and serves them two slices of bacon as the crossbones? The skull shaped eggs maker will take two eggs and make them into the shape … Read more
The sunnyside egg mold is a silicone egg shaper that makes your eggs resemble a cloud and a sun, and is sure to brighten up your otherwise depressing, suicidal thought filled day. The way it works is you put the egg whites in the large area, and then put the egg yolk in the sun … Read more
The cereal killer spoon is a spoon with the words ‘Cereal Killer’ imprinted on it, and if you couldn’t figure that out by looking at the image, let me direct you to our page dedicated to the blind. The Cereal Killer Spoon is made from a silver plated vintage spoon in the style of your … Read more
Make it seem like every day is a buffet with the Zevro Dual Dry Food Dispenser. Now you can throw away all those pesky cereal boxes laying around with only crumbs at the bottom, better yet, throw all your food away. You won’t need any other food lying around now that you have purchased the … Read more