The gold medal bottle opener is great for cracking open a few beers while watching the Olympics, first of all you don’t have to stand up, seeing how you have a cooler full of beer right next to you and you are wearing a bottle opener around your neck, but also you just feel like … Read more
The shark bottle opener is a replica of Bruce the giant great white shark from Steven Spielberg’s 1975 film JAWS, and is a great way to relive the movie each time you crack open an ice cold budweiser. The JAWS shark bottle opener is sure to make you look cool in front of your grandma … Read more
You’re a man, we all know it, just look at you pounding those pins into the wall to hang those flower paintings up wherever your wife tells you to. Men get thirsty when they are doing this kind of manly work. Now if only there was a way to quickly crack a brew open without … Read more
If you are looking for the most extravagant, over the top, flamboyant, yet manliest way possible to open your bottle of beer, then you may want to purchase Thor’s Hammer Bottle Opener. Become a God of beer with this bottle opener, which has a bottle opener built into the side of it so that instead … Read more
It’s always nice to have a bottle opener with you at all times, and if that key were to say, open the door to your house, odds are you will have it on you at all times. The KeyMe Bottle opener key is a key that will open your door, and also open your bottles … Read more
The pocket monkey is a super skinny, light-weight tool that you can fit right into your wallet that has 12 different functions built right into it, so if you ever find yourself lost and stranded in the forest, take solace in the fact that you have your pocket monkey tool with you, and you will … Read more
The legless pirate corkscrew and bottle opener, is a bottle opener shaped like a pirate that has one leg, which is the corkscrew, and even has a pirate bandana, an eye patch, an earing, a beard, and even sneaks in a parrot that actually took me a while to find. The legless pirate bottle opener … Read more
The beer tracking bottle opener is a bottle opener that has a screen on it that counts how many beers you have opened, and therefore drank, and is great for alcoholics to keep track of how boozed up they are, high school kids to brag about the three beers they drank, or wifes to keep … Read more
No the GrOpener is not some creepy groping device, it’s a bottle opener that allows you to open bottles of beer with one hand. Why waste fractions of a second to take time away from your other hand, whatever it is it may be doing, to actually hold the beer while you open it, when you … Read more
Often times I find myself combing my hair and think “I should be drinking a beer right now”. Why not combine the two greatest past times of combing hair and drinking beer into one handy dandy device called a comb bottle opener. The comb bottle opener is hand cut from 100% stainless steel and has … Read more