This Floating Birthday Candle Makes Your Beer Your Cake

In your twenties when it’s your birthday, you don’t usually care too much about birthday cake, birthday presents, or really people even showing up to your birthday party, all you really care about is getting hammered drunk. So why waste a whole cake to lite some birthday candles on top of when you could just … Read more

Wooden Bottle Opener Coasters

These wooden coasters have an integrated bottle opener hidden on the bottom of each coaster which solves the two worst disasters that can often occur while drinking: someone makes a water stain on your precious coffee table, and someone has a beer that cannot be opened. Perfect for the lazy drunkard who can’t be seen … Read more