These Banana Keepers Make Sure Your Banana Does’t Get Bruised Or Damaged In Your Bag or Purse

No one likes taking your banana out of your briefcase for a pre-lunch snack to find that your nanner has been squished up against all of your butt scans important documents while you were on your way to work. The so called “Banana Bunker” is a hard shell container that you can you put your … Read more

This Adjustable Sliced Bread Chair Is The Best Thing Since… Sliced Bread

Remember those whistle chairs in elementary school that you could sit in a bunch of different ways, and you’d look forward to them all week? Well this bread chair is really nothing like those, but for some reason made me think of them. The sliced bread chair is just that, a seat that sits right … Read more

The I’m Done Adulting Cushion

Japan has brought us so many goodies, including the ultimate gaming bed, the Godzilla tissue dispenser, and where would we be without tentacle tights… This time around they’ve brought us a gem of a pillow/cushion that we’ve aptly named the “I’m Done Adulting Cushion”. It’s basically a cushion that wraps around your body like a baby’s … Read more

You Can Now Get a Massive 82 Foot Long Inflatable Lobster, For Whatever You Might Need It For

Have you ever startled yourself awake in the morning thinking about giant inflatable lobsters? Don’t worry, it’s normal, it happens to me about once a week. Luckily someone’s created an inflatable lobster that measures a massive 82 feet long, and if you’re thinking that there’s really not much you could use a giant inflatable lobster … Read more

Yes, There’s Actually a Smart Toilet Paper Holder That Will Notify You When You’re Running Low On TP

Have you ever been trapped on the toilet with no toilet paper left so that you’ve had to resort to picking the scraps off the role and try to do your business with what the previous pooper selfishly left you with? Maybe you’re even more of a savage and resorted to just taking off your … Read more

This Kerosene Face Heater Will Keep Your Face Nice and Toasty During Your Outdoor Adventures

How many times have you been outside skiing, snowblowing your driveway, or at an outdoor sporting event and though to yourself, why can’t there be a little portable face heater that exists which I can attach directly to my skull? Personally, I haven’t thought of this before, but luckily I don’t need to anymore, because it … Read more

You Can Now Prepare For Valentine’s Day Properly With a Creepy Practice Make Out Pillow

How do you practice and get ready for all that hand holding and kissing you’re going to do on Valentine’s Day? Well, for the most part, I’d rather not know, but since we found this weird, creepy, and pretty hilarious practice make-out pillow, we thought we’d recommend it to anyone who needs it. The Make-out practice pillow … Read more