There’s nothing quite like the warm embrace of the cold scaly skin of a mermaid tail to snuggle up to and keep you warm at night. The mermaid tail blanket is a crocheted blanket that makes it look like you’re a beautiful mermaid princess when you stick your legs inside of it. The blanket is … Read more
Why wouldn’t you want to sleep with a 9 foot hairy monster that probably snores at the same decimal level as a jet engine, plus he probably smells like utter shit? Because, let’s because honest, the wiping situation can’t be great down there. The Chewbecca duvet cover and bed pillow case makes it look like … Read more
Much like how there are scratch and sniff stickers for children and scratch and sniff cologne/perfume ads in magazines that allow you to scratch them and reveal a beautiful scent of chemicals that smell like strawberries, flowers, and farts and stuff, these colored pencils are sketch and sniff pencils which allow you to draw and … Read more
Much like how the Fake Boyfriend Pillow gives you a man to snuggle with, the Fake Girlfriend Pillow gives you a set of boobs to cuddle with, the Muscular Man Pillow gives you a beefy hunk to snuggle with, and the Minion Bed gives you an entire bed to hug you, these bear hug pillows … Read more
There’s nothing that teachers and school executives tolerate more than weapons at school, which makes this pencil sword eraser even better. The eraser simply attaches to the end of your pencil and is shaped like the hilt of a sword thus making your pencil into a mighty weapon to be used to slay thy enemies … Read more
This suit made of ropes will make you into a jungle gym for your children or drunk friends to play on. Perfect for a family that might not have a playground nearby for their children to play on, this rope suit turns dad into the playground. Made from rope and leather straps around each joint, … Read more
No child in their right mind would choose a regular rubber swing over an airplane swing that you can sit on a pretend like you’re flying around. This kid’s outdoor airplane swing is handmade from solid oak wood, and is sure to bring a lot of enjoyment to any child, grandchild, or drunken adult. The … Read more
Aptly named ‘GROW UP’, these baby bed sheets will help measure your baby as they grow up, as they contain a growth chart printed right onto the sheets. Simply place your baby’s head right in the center of the yellow circle at the top of the sheets as you normally would, and the different markings … Read more
Every school has that kid in elementary school who eats hair. Now I’m not saying that your kid’s going to be a hair muncher because you gave him a cookie that’s shaped like a lady with a giant afro that they can give a haircut by munching on it, but I’m also not saying that … Read more
These chopsticks named ‘Munchtime Chopsticks’ will open and close the dinosaurs mouth with each squeeze of the chopsticks, and are perfect for kids just learning how to use chopsticks as you really can’t screw them up seeing as they’re attached to each other. By default the T-Rex’s mouth that sits atop the two chopsticks is … Read more