Bring it back to the 60’s with the retro flip down clock. This analag clock physically flips down the numbers for the clock to work. The clock is set to work with am/pm, is gear operated, measures 165mm x 205mm x 70mm, and is powered by 1 not included D battery.
The Fitnes Ball Chair will help with your back pain, align your spine, improve your core, and give you a chair to sit on. The chair includes a 52 centimeter ball and holds up to 300lbs of ass. Bounce your way to your next promotion using the fitness ball chair. Warning: flatulence will rumble louder … Read more
The bamboo puzzle piece cutting board comes in a set of two and is great for when you are serving hors d’oeuvres at a party along with a glass of wine. If you need a longer cutting board, just piece them together and then detach them when done and serve to your guests. If you are … Read more
Why anyone would ever eat a sandwich that is not cut in the shape of a puzzle is beyone me, this seems to pretty much be a necessity for any sandwich connoisseur. Just like a hooker needs crack, and a fat person needs cheeseburgers, a sandwich needs to be cut in the shape of a … Read more
The antler light switch cover is great for anyone who likes hunting, the outdoors, or enjoys putting their keys somewhere they remembered. Hold your keys, your driving glasses, your walking cane, your purse, an umbrella, or really anything you would want to hang on a light switch. The antler light switch is made from a … Read more
Easily roll up your sushi with the Perfect Sushi Roller. Use the roller with any rolled food, not just sushi. Just be aware, because you use this, it won’t be authentic sushi anymore, it will be considered counterfeit sushi. Authentic sushi must be hand rolled, just like a fine Cuban cigar. You’ve been forewarned.
With the Handy Gourmet Clip on Strainer Spout you can easily drain your vegetables, noodles, or grease when cooking without having to dirty a large strainer, or a colander. Just clip it on to any pot, pan, or bowl, and you are ready to do some draining. Unfortunately, you have to cook actual food to use … Read more
Made of high quality cold cast resin, the vampire wine holder is sure to bring the attention away from your horendously dirty kitchen counter, just make sure you only let it hold red wine, or else (insert bad vampire joke here). The wine holder is hand painted and polished most likely by an 8 year old … Read more
No need for a stove, microwave, or messes that you need to clean up, with the Rollie Eggmaster you simply drop in some eggs, and within minutes you have a phallic shaped egg stick, ready to pop into your mouth. The Rollie is also able to cook burritos, cinnamon rolls, pizza rolls and more.
The Snöbär chair was exhibited in the Belgrade Furiture Fair in 2012, and is sure to make your ass melt in it’s extreme comfortableness. The snowball chair is made out of oak, hard and resistant wood, and would look great sitting anywhere, from your bedroom to your garden.