Rules for sitting in the ultimate evil villain chair are as follows: You must be planning to take over the world, you must be bald, you must be wearing a shirt that is the same color as your pants, you must be holding a cat, whenever someone enters the room you must say a cheesy … Read more
The pixel oven mitts are oven gloves that appear to be from some odd dimension where a mustachioed plumber runs around and hits bricks with his head. The 8-bit pixelated oven mitts assist you in picking up hot plates, bowls, platters, casseroles, and dishes, but unfortunately not chicks, you will first have to shave the neck … Read more
The super grip lock deadbolt strap is a strap of fabric that you can attach to your deadbolt and doorknob so that the door can not be opened from the outside even with a key. The strap of the deadbolt grip lock attaches to the doorknob so that there is tension on your deadbolt and … Read more
The Ice Cube Tube is an enhancement to your run-of-the-mill ice cube tray where as it lets you fill it up easily by just filling up a tube full of water under the sink, inserting the divider, sealing the tube, and then throwing it into the freezer, not having to worry about water spilling and … Read more
The Grohe Ondus, is a series of modern looking digital bathroom faucets that let you digitally set the temperature and the water pressure of the water that comes from the faucet. The Grohe Digital series features a sink faucet, a bath faucet, and a shower head, all of which you can digitally set your temperatures … Read more
The Progressive International Vegetable/French Fry Cutter is obviously a vegetable and french fry cutter, that is a healthier alternative to buying french fries from fast food restaurants that are made out of 200 different chemicals that will most likely give you cancer, the Flu, and diabetes within 2 weeks, guaranteed. The potato french fry slicer includes two types … Read more
Often times I think how great it would be if I could just hang shit on my light switch. Like why can’t I hang my hammer onto my light switch… with MAGNETS! Hammer’s don’t belong in your toolbox with the rest of your tools, your hammer belongs on your light switch hanging via magnets. The … Read more
Personally I need my mail to be as secure as possible, I wouldn’t want anyone stealing my coupons for 3% off at Kmart (only valid on Tuesdays between 8:00am – 8:15am). Luckily the Mailbox Vault is here to protect my mail from coupon thieves. The virtually indestructable mailbox vault has a unique design that only … Read more
Can we all agree that cleaning a gas stove is the worst chore in the world, no matter how hard you scrub, that splattered spaghetti sauce from 7 months ago never seems to come off. Who makes a stove top white anyway? Why wouldn’t they just make it the same color as tomato sauce? None-the-less, the … Read more
Make it seem like every day is a buffet with the Zevro Dual Dry Food Dispenser. Now you can throw away all those pesky cereal boxes laying around with only crumbs at the bottom, better yet, throw all your food away. You won’t need any other food lying around now that you have purchased the … Read more