What Now Bitch? Funny T-Rex Dinosaur Coffee Mugs

It’s a well known fact that T-Rex arms are terribly small and useless. I mean, does anyone know why T-Rex’s have arms at all if they essentially serve no purpose? Ok, having just looked this fact up, it sounds like Tyrannosauruses have arms because they might have been used to grasp struggling prey, to help resting … Read more

This Bowing Medieval Knight Pen Holder Deserves a Spot On Every Geeks Desk

If you don’t have a good pen holder, you’re clearly doing life wrong. There’s nothing better in life than to scoop your pen from a good sturdy holder and feel like you’re writing down something important. This Knight Pen Holder is a unique statue for your office that depicts a medieval knight bowing down and … Read more

These Pipe Man Liquor Dispensers Might Be The Coolest Way To Pour a Drink

Up until now, I assumed the coolest way to dispense a drink was from this liquor log dispenser, but apparently I’ve been wrong this whole time. It’s quite clear now that this awesome pipe man liquor dispenser is the only proper way to dispense drinks from now on. It’s a hand-made little robot man that holds … Read more

This Waving Forrest Gump Wiper Blade Attachment Is The Perfect Thank You After Merging

Everybody loves the movie Forrest Gump, particularly that scene when the titular character (played by national treasure Tom Hanks) leaps from his moving shrimp boat to be reunited with his old army buddy, played by a grumpy, double amputee version of Gary Sinise. That shot of the adorable, waving Tom Hanks is one of those … Read more