The giant wine glass cooler is an ice bucket shaped like a giant wine glass that measures 3 and a half feet tall, and is probably the worst idea to have a giant thing of glass hanging around a bunch of drunk people. Great for outdoor events, home BBQs, or just alcoholics that enjoy drinking multiple gallons of wine … Read more
I think the ultimate test to see how intelligent someone is, is to play Monopoly with them, and once they stop on a railroad and say “No, I think I’ll save my money, I hate railroads”, you’ll know just where they stand, hovering on the line of retardation. Everyone knows you always purchase every property … Read more
The Vino-Tini glass is a half martini glass and half wine glass that is perfect for any occasion including sipping martinis at a classy cocktail party, or sniffing your own farts out of a wine glass while at home by yourself. If looking for shear elegance look no further, you will be finishing a martini, turning … Read more
The easy slide off BBQ skewers by Quirky are made so that you can cook your skewers on your grill, and once done, you can easily slide off your goods using a handy slider so that you can devour your food without getting stabbed in the throat. Although I feel like that kind of defeats the purpose of … Read more
The Gamago burger flipper is a BBQ spatula shaped and etched to look just like the greasy cheeseburger you’re about to stuff into your fat mouth. You’re love for cheeseburgers clearly far outweighs the love for your family so why not make every item you use throughout the day look like a cheeseburger, such as … Read more
The extendable fork is a regular sized fork that can extend to up to 2 feet long and is great for when your brother won’t pass you the potatoes, or your Dad won’t share his dessert. No longer will you need to ask to pass the green beans when they are out of reach, no … Read more
Similar to the have a nice day middle finger mug, this is basically the exact opposite, where instead of flipping the bird to strangers as you take a sip of your coffee, you are giving yourself the middle finger, which I’m not sure why anyone would want to do that… Unless your giving it as … Read more
Stop dragging your knuckles on the ground, today you’ve created an invention to drink liquids without having to put your lips directly into a puddle of brown stale liquid you found on the side of your cave. You’ve fashioned a drinking vessel from a rock, my guess is you probably took some hallucinogens to further … Read more
The drink holder pillow has two pockets on the top of the pillow where you can hold your beer or remote while you lounge away your life in front of the tv. Sometimes reaching all the way to the coffee table is just too hard, why reach an extra 3 feet when you can easily … Read more
Brought to you by Dryad Coffee, the wooden coffee mug is a sustainable alternative to your run-of-the-mill ceramic mugs, and is a beautifully designed piece of drinkware that I personally would love to sip hot beverages out of. Stop worrying about dropping your coffee mug on the floor, having it shattering, and most likely killing … Read more